Premier Kathleen Wynne meets Toronto Deputy Mayor Norm Kelly to discuss various matters. Mayor/Buffoon King Rob Ford says he sent a letter of complaint to Wynne for not meeting with him but he says she didn’t want to meet with him “for whatever reason.” Said as though he could not fathom a single reason as to how this could have happened. The power of denial is stronger than I thought. If we can channel it, maybe we can finally get our flying cars. Ford may prove useful yet.
"Hi Dave, it’s Eric, I THOUGHT we were friends but I guess not. Anyway, when you get this, can you please call your so-called friend back. Okay? Thanks, bye." - Bitchy Passive-Aggressive Bus Guy (aka Eric)
"Move down"…short people,wheel chair people and people with stiffened crippled arms. THAT’S who needs to "move down"? To make room for us "normals"? Really? Hell, why not infants with premature arthritis too. Like a throwaway "please" softens the blow of your audacity. I thought this was Bloor subway station, not Nazi Germany. TTC, you are the new face of Appalling.
You know how some people have a swear jar? If Rob Ford has an “I apologize” jar, he’s probably got enough socked away now to fly to Bermuda. $20 to anyone who actually gets him to do that. $50 if you get him to go to the triangle part.
I don’t have much to say about any of this Rob Ford nonsense. Except this analogy: usually when someone’s flying a plane and the engine fails and it’s going to crash, the pilot will do all they can to avoid crashing or they’ll at least try to minimize the chance of going down in flames. Ford though…it’s like he says, “This is taking WAY too long; I’m gonna go outside and saw the wings off. If anybody else here is bored, please pour this kerosene evenly over everything and see how many windows you can smash out with bricks.”
Rob Ford says he smoked crack then a sentence or two later, downgraded that to “probably” (in relation to drunken stupors), blamed the media for not asking the right questions about him smoking crack and then his brother said the police chief should resign. I like living in Crazyland. It’s fun.
Events tonight at Ajax GO train station, where many buses go also:
DOUCHEY GUY ON BUS: What time you leavin’? I was gonna take the Duffins but I ran all the way up here ‘cause I thought you were leavin’ first.
BUS DRIVER: Duffins normally leaves at 7:10 but was delayed because of a late train. I leave at 7:15.
DOUCHEY GUY ON BUS: Yeah, cause I ran ALL the way up here. ‘cause I thought you were leavin’ first. Duffins left already.
And THAT, sir, is why I have named you “DOUCHEY GUY ON BUS.”