Broken Linc
Couldn’t we just be training passengers? Places to be, TTC. Places to be.

Couldn’t we just be training passengers? Places to be, TTC. Places to be.

My bus got to the stop 3 minutes early. Luckily, I left 5 minutes early. Better luck next time, God!

Now I can pick up ANYTHING? Marvellous! Alaska, prepare to be relocated to the Caspian Sea; you’re welcome.

Now I can pick up ANYTHING? Marvellous! Alaska, prepare to be relocated to the Caspian Sea; you’re welcome.

"What was his name again…Lincoln…Clinton…one o’ them presidential fellas anywho."

"What was his name again…Lincoln…Clinton…one o’ them presidential fellas anywho."

Old Navy sends me an email “Love Dresses? Well, They’re ALL ON SALE!” My life continues to confuse me.

Dear greeting card people: kindly change the name of your “funny cards” section. You have lied to me for the last time.

Miranda Lambert’s latest album is called “Platinum”. Seems a bit presumptuous.

Dear protestors for any cause: unless your signs have slogans with hashtags in front of them, you’re too old school and need to go home for a nap. Sincerely, Every Protest Sign I’ve Seen This Year

Do not touch or red-hatted nag birds will be deployed.

Do not touch or red-hatted nag birds will be deployed.

What the hell is “gluten friendly”? Sounds like there would be MORE gluten welcome in this dessert.

What the hell is “gluten friendly”? Sounds like there would be MORE gluten welcome in this dessert.